my own haiku

bad hair, weak!

a/c blew last wed.

record heat wave.

record humidity

i die in this.

part ordered from factory

closes down july 1-14

earliest possible next week.

warranty expired on june 16.

$1800!

quick trip anyone?

every week i get an email of last minute fares.

of course they know i am in boston.

the list usually begins with,

since there are no gettaway fares for boston, we thought you

might be interested in the following:

raleigh durham to albuquerqe---$98.

portland to st. louis---$69.

san jose to las vegas---$39.

am i interested? somehow i should find

these fares interesting...?

hey guys, you know i am in boston!

a definite wtf.